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by: The AntiMatt and Erica "Mantis Legs" McCallister

Lay-Down Sally
Cattle-Gap
Big Six
Fistfucker
Round Head
Steve McQueen
Look 'em Down Red
Ghost Legs
Lil Alfonso
Slopediddy
Burger King
Good-Eye
Toesucker
Hook em Bill
Cowfucker
PeeBaby
Rapehead Moon
Funky Winkerbean
No-Ass
Cottonbelly
12 Items or Less
Intense Fists
Bitchslap
Mama Good Drawers
Goose

Soda Cracker
Halfahead
Black Pete
Small Change
Tiny Dancer
Railhead Shorty
Squatlow
Dakota
Mama Better Drawers
Black Scotty
Mae West
PoisonBelly
Peckahead Grady
Appleass
Picklehandle
Steeplehead
Backside
Sheepshit
Fo' Eyes
Drive-Thru Only
Sackman
Nickelhead
Broth n' Law
Pillowcase
Joseph of Arimathea