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| MUSIC REVIEW: KILLDOZER - FOR LADIES ONLY |
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This is the only Killdozer I've ever heard (thanks, Matty), and I'll be damned if I'm going to ruin my vision of them by listening to any of their original stuff. This disc has eight of the sloppiest, crappiest, greatest covers of eight of the worst, most overplayed, annoying crap radio songs to ever come down the pike. For Ladies Only utilizes the NSK-approved cover song formula: The players sort of try to figure out how to play the song (Well, I mean, louder and faster), and the singer simply hollers like hell. Killdozer's one of those bands where I'd rather sit down and read their funny song titles ("Cannonball Run II '95", "I'm Not Lisa", "Paul Doesn't Understand Jazz") than actually listen to their songs. A/C and Scissorfight also spring to mind.
For Ladies Only is the only way I will listen to any of these
damned songs, including the cursed "American Pie"
Unless some jackass puts it on the booth jukeboxes at Miss Flo's.
I don't like it, but I can't very well abandon my cheeseburger special,
now can I? Shit. I'd rather hear "The Unicorn".
- tom, 2001
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LABEL: Touch-and-Go COVER ART: eccch. ONLY QUESTION: Where can I find Jant Jackson's "Nasty"? BIGGEST BITCH: Jesus, I hate track listings that are unreadable. The CD format is shitty enough without having to try and read some ass's scribbling. Even worse then those goddamned Ozzy re-issues from a few years ago. SEE ALSO: No-Shadow Kick live. That was a trick! HA! No, seriously though. |
